BONUS: Smh apparently means shaking my head and will never gain my approval.
for laughing with me
for awkward conversation about sex over wings
for buying me presents
for leaving a whole box of Count Chocula on my desk
for letting me cry
Leopard printed shoes, preferably heels
New red polish
A winter coat.
Plain Pita Chips
Little bit of garlic powder, black pepper, and basil.